OPI Eurso Euro

Can you tell Valentine’s Day is just around the corner? :) Navy polish is easy breezy. It’s like a top knot; it goes with any outfit. Black, brown, warmer or cooler colors. Recently, I stumbled across one of OPI’s Euro Centrale collection that later became a member of the permanent collection. This deep indigo looks great on short or long nails, rounded or square. And it’s a natural go-to in the heart of winter, when some of us are pale as snow.

One Coat Wonder

OPI is known for its rich, opaque formula, but I was still surprised to find that one coat does the job with this shade. I usually apply a second coat anyway for longevity, but with this polish, I skip it.

OPI Eurso Euro and Hard Candy Matte-ly in Love

OPI Eurso Euro and Hard Candy Matte-ly in Love

Matte-ly in Love

Want a little less shine? Navy is a great color to wear matte. I apply Hard Candy’s “Matte-ly in Love” top coat for a luxurious, velvety finish. I do use a regular top coat before I apply the final matte layer. Hard Candy’s matte polish dries within 60 seconds, leaving your hands free to clean, take notes, anything. Honestly, this is the only matte top coat that I’ve tried, but I’ve been satisfied enough with it to not experiment around. Sometimes you find the right one on the first try. ;)

What do you think of the matte nail look? Dull? Amazing? Lemme know. :)

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It’s the American woman’s plight to know she’s not French. :D The first time I landed in Paris, I was shocked to see understated beauty everywhere, walking out of a cafe, picking out citrus at a street vendor, reading in the park. Every element of French style seemed immediately in contrast with what I was used to as an American: sometimes stripey highlights, the crazy tan and enormous Miami-style implants, … Snooki. But I don’t need to spend time hating on American style. I’m pretty damn American and other countries do that enough already.

Whether you’re heading out to celebrate with your hubby of 10, your boyfriend of just a few months, or your ladies for a Galentine’s, here’s a guide for your French-inspired Valentine’s Day look.


Maybelline's Fit Me Foundation in 110

Skin | glow little glow worm

Parisians believe you should spend most of your time tending to your canvas: the skin. If it’s taken great care of through diet and lifestyle, then you won’t need a face full of makeup.

Prep your face by exfoliating away any dead skin. If you’re really struggling with winter “snakeskin,” rub some coconut or olive oil into your skin, leave for 5 minutes, and then wash off with a mild cleanser. The oil will loosen any dry skin before you use the cleanser and then add a little glow under your foundation. I use this technique when I can’t get my dry skin to budge.

You want to choose a foundation that doesn’t dry completely matte. I love matte, but it’s not the most natural look. Choose a light coverage foundation like Maybelline’s Fit Me. Carefully pat into skin, applying more wherever you need a little coverage.  Just use your fingers because they warm up the foundation, which helps it melt into your skin better.


valentine's day hair

Hair | put it all up

Parisians are more creative when it comes to the definition of sexy. Luscious curls are the obvious feminine route, but your neck is a beautiful, especially sensual part of your body to show off. Pull clean hair into a top bun, spray with a medium-hold hair spray, and then pull a few baby hair wisps free.

If you have a short pixie, just smooth down strays with a finishing clay and sweep any stragglers behind your ears.


Maybelline's Full 'N Soft Mascara in Black

Eyes | skip the eye shadow

Leave your lids completely bare and focus on your lashes, especially if you’re someone who usually wears a full face of makeup. Bare lids look delicate and understated.

Use a separating mascara that leaves a natural finish. I’ve been using Maybelline’s Full ‘N Soft lash for years when I’m going for this kind of look. Apply one coat, let it dry, brush through lashes with a mini comb, and then apply a light second coat to just the ends. This mascara is pretty different from basically all other mascaras because it actually does exactly what is says it’s supposed to. It leaves lashes touchably soft and never spider-like.

Melanie Laurent

Bare lids always remind me of just how hot french actress Melanie Laurent looked in the Inglourious Bastards cafe scene. I cropped out her cigarette in the pic above. Don’t smoke, kids. The Parisians are in denial on that one.



Elle blush in 04 and Lancome's Rouge in Love in "Coral in Love"

Elle blush in 04 and Lancome’s Rouge in Love in “Coral in Love”

 Cheeks | Kissed 

Pair a lip color with a coordinating blush. You always want to match your lipstick to your blush to avoid clown face, which is just about the least Parisian thing besides jalapeno poppers. Making sure that your lips and cheeks are having the same conversation creates a naturally flushed look because lips and cheeks naturally share similar hues.

This rule really is as simple as it sounds: for cooler more purple lipsticks, choose a cool-toned berry blush, and etc. The only real exception to this rule is straight red lipstick. With red, sweep a little bronzer onto the apples of your cheeks instead. Red blush is its own beast. I included a coral example above. Coral lips on Valentine’s Day are a silent little prayer for spring.


This is what tasteful looks like, and this color + her skin = perfection.

Threads | get colorful

Instead of wearing the dress that makes your rack look amazing, choose something that shows off less but is a color that brings out your eyes and rosy, olive, or deep caramel skin. If you want to wear red or pink, just make sure they don’t clash with your lip and cheek color too much. A little variety is good. A bright red dress and vampy purple lips look confusing and too heavy.

If you’re wondering why you should put your cleavage away for the evening, google the french actress Audrey Tautou. American film makers sometimes put her in ridiculously low-cut dresses. She’s gorgeous and could pull off a potato sack, but after seeing her in French films, where she’s beautiful and not half naked, she just looks cold in American movies.


Gucci Rush is an intense classic.

Blang | spritz, spritz and a ring

Spray into the air and walk through your most luxurious fragrance. There’s basically no other holiday for which perfume is more appropriate. If you picked up a new scent for the occasion, tread very lightly. You can always add more. Finish your outfit with just one statement ring. No earrings, no bracelets, no necklaces. Just the ring.

For Parisians less is more. You should consider your perfume part of your accessorizing and remember that the skin you are showing looks gorgeous on its own and doesn’t need lots of jewelry to accentuate it.

The worst.

Company | spend time with people who aren’t jerks

This isn’t just a French thing. :) Only spend Valentine’s Day with someone who makes you feel loved. Life’s too short for d-bags, male or female. If you’re single, round up some other singles and go out for a fancy dinner. You look too good to stay in!


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This post will be fairly different from most others. Well, the snark level will still be moderate, but this is a serious issue that requires a much more serious tone – one  that I genuinely hope has crossed your mind at some point, in either the drugstore cosmetics aisle, or in a Cultural Theory class in college (during your vegetarian phase) … at some point. But it’s okay if the “nude” issue is new to you. I had my “Come to Jesus” moment, too:

Imagine sweet, optimistic (pretty full of myself), 19-year-old me working in a clothing store in the mall in college. I’m so open-minded and enlightened. I’m just sure of it.

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Warby Parker Home Try-On Service Review Fitz Frame

Warby Parker Home Try-On Service

Warby Parker Home Try-On Service Review









Wanna know if Warby Parker is the way to go for some new, admittedly hipster, specs?


I’m voting yes alllll day

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